Kids are wild. Just listen to some of these questionable moments of kids telling their teachers things. (Actual events)
My kid said we lived in a crack house. The drywall tape on the ceiling started separating and I happened to say “there’s a crack in the house” when one pointed it out.
My daughter told the teacher I had bags of weed. Weeds… it was weeds from the perimeter of our property that I bagged.
My daughter kept telling people her sister sleeps in a cage so I had to constantly pull out pics of my newborn in her bassinet😭
Son to his 1st grade class he got a shot gun for Christmas and shot people. They immediately called child services. It was a toy nerf gun.
My son at his pre-k – we used hand sanitizer on our way out every day. He asked what it was called – i glitched and said “it’s alcohol”.
So he paraded around the whole parking lot talking about how much his mom LOVES ALCOHOL and makes him use a bottle EVERY DAY and SHE’D (ME) USE BOTTLES AND BOTTLES EVERY DAY, CUZ WE LOVE ALCOHOL! 😅😭😭😭
I told the police officer in kindergarten my mom took pills 🤣 it was Tylenol 🤣🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ my teacher looked at him and said “her moms a nurse” sorry mom
My kid went to school and told them his dad got mad at him for taking his 🔫 when he tried to 💀 himself.
He was talking about on fortnite the video game… 🥴 I got a very concerning call from the counselor
🤣 Kids man !
Photo from the AP Library.
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